Stupid Criminal: A Naked Woman Walks into a Convenience Store Armed with a Potato Peeler

This almost sounds like the setup to a joke, but it’s oh so real:  A naked woman walked into a convenience store armed with a potato peeler on Sunday.  Yes, it happened in Florida.  And yes, she was drunk.

35-year-old Celia Barrett waltzed into a store in St. Petersburg Sunday evening, and started yelling about getting kicked out of the same store a day earlier.

She threatened two workers with the peeler, and said she was going to kill one of them.  (With a PEELER?  Is that even possible?)

She also toppled a display of Red Bulls and tore open a carton of cigarettes, spilling them on the floor.  An employee called the cops, and she was still fully naked when they arrived.

She told them she’d had about “six shots of liquor.”  She’s facing charges for aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, trespassing, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure. 

(Here’s her mugshot.)

(The Smoking Gun